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Muse: Halloo, halloo, how about a little evening creative w- Holy Mother of Spielberg!
Me: I’m going to a party.
Muse: Like that?
Me: It’s a costume party.
Muse: And you’re going like that?
Me: This is my costume.
Muse: What will you do after all the other guests leave?
Me: You don’t like it.
Muse: I find it alarming, certainly.
Me: I think it kinda rocks. It’s unexpected and just a little bit weirdly sexy.
Muse: Never say that word again while you are dressed as… what are you dressed as?
Me: I am the MIGHTY WOTAN.
Muse: Uh huh.
Me: And this is my raven, Munin.
Muse: Right. And…
Me: Eyepatch, check.
Muse: Yes, clearly.
Me: Leathern tunic and trews, check.
Muse: Oh, yes. Those.
Me: And a warrior’s enormous beard!
Muse: About that…
Me: I had to repurpose part of my Santa outfit.
Muse: You look like Bondage George R R Martin.